HOT TAKES

Non-dairy powdered creamer is a crime. I actually can't think of an "food" that comes in powdered form that's actually good. Maybe this a thermite scar from the Army? *writes note to ask therapist later- could all my problems be blamed on powdered eggs?

Jazz music is superior to any other genre. I said what I said.

Blankets are an acceptable gift for any occasion. If you disagree, please send all your fluffy comfort gifts to me. I will accept any variety of blanket provided it's new and not stolen.